segunda-feira, 11 de abril de 2011

E ainda dizem que eu tenho pouca vida social... (#1)

Alguns instantâneos de diálogos no Battlefield online:

panzekiller_ger: oh schzit he killed me... he is hidding in tze tower, behind you
aguia77(eu): yeah I got him on the scope... there, sniped him
panzekiller_ger: nice shot aquila, thzese guyz arre good ya
aguia77: yeah.

*TRRATATATATA PSCCHHSSSSSHH KABBBUUUM*

panzekiller_ger: thzat guy, thze medic, he killed me tzwice with tza knife
aguia77: he is just a camper noob, throw some grenades before you go in *arrroto*
panzekiller_ger: look out! behind you! in dze threes!
aguia77:  where?! oh fuck! he got me!
panzekiller_ger: I'll burrn him with dza flame thrower.... . burn motzher fucker buuuurn ahahaha
 aguia77: yeahhh! look at him burning

*PUM PUM BAM BAM BAM ARGHH KABUM*

panzekiller_ger: oh fack, I gota go
aguia77: but were have to conquer two more comunication stations
panzekiller_ger: my girlfrriend... she wants me to go walk tze dog with her
aguia77:  oh... but its just 5 more minutes before the game ends
panzekiller_ger: ya, I know...

(som de discussão em alemão, voz feminina agastada)


panzekiller_ger: sorry aquila, i got tzo go know... she wants me to walk tze dog with her
aguia77: ok, ok, I know girlfiends... go go...
panzekiller_ger: ya... be back in 20 minutes
aguia77: ok

2 comentários:

V disse...

"Der hund" safou-se? isto é, cagou-se já na rua ou em cima da PS?

Tolan disse...

Ele voltou passado 20 minutos com um sonoro "I AM BACK" juro que voz do gajo parece o schwarzeneger mas em geek :D jogo quase todas as noites com este gajo.